Tinu: Go for Tommy Hilfiger, Sis. It doesn’t have bacteria or viruses.
Tinu: Alright, Sis. There lived a brahmin called Ghataatopatankaartanktokraanand in a village. Ghataatopatankaartanktokraanand was very intelligent. Ghataatopatankaartanktokraanand was having a pet. Ghataatopatankaartanktokraanand was used to teach Sanskrit. One day, Ghataatopatankaartanktokraanand went to jungle. Ghataatopatankaartanktokraanand wanted to cut some trees for wood. Ghataatopatankaartanktokraanand wanted to grow twice the trees that he cut. Ghataatopatn.
TK slapped him and stopped him telling further story.
TK: Tinu, Bro. The brahmin in your story has such a long name that his name itself is a story. So I will never ask you to tell me a story from now onwards..
Tinu: TK, Sis. You are a free bird now.
TK: Hey Bro, what’s up?
Tinu: Nothing much, Sis.
TK: What did you have in dinner?
Tinu: Grow up, Sis. Talk to me something interesting.
TK(After a long pause): Alright, Bro. What do you think India should go for: Dictatorship or Democracy? I think our country needs a dedicated and strong dictatorship of people like ************.
Tinu: Mom made white pasta and apple pie in dinner. What did you have in dinner?
“I define my rules, I take my decisions, I live my life on my own terms, my life, my choice rules.”
TK was the first person to like it and she commented:
“Hey Bro, awesome one. Let’s go for a movie tomorrow to celebrate your freedom.”
Tinu liked the comment and replied:
“TK, Sis. Thank you for the invitation, but I can’t come as Dad won’t allow me. :(“
“Tinu, Bro. Why are people of this world so much manipulative? Why are people so selfish? And you haven’t given me the answer yet: Should India go for the dictatorship?
Tinu listened to all the three questions very carefully, thought for a long, then he took the wooden stick of his finished candy, he cut that stick into 3 equal parts, then he took one part, got it sharpened by rubbing it on a rock, then Tinu used that sharpened part as toothpick to remove the cashew stuck between his 28th and 29th tooth, then he put his right palm on TK’s head and told:
“ TK, I don’t know anything. You instead see those fire crackers. See how beautiful the sky is with light. Carpe Diem ! ”
Tinu asked TK.
TK: Shit is behind the curtains.
Tinu: TK, Sis. I am asking for Mr. A, not the shit.
TK(Slapping Tinu gently by her left hand on his right chick): I am sorry, Bro. Actually I meant:
“SSSShhhh… It is behind the curtains.”
TINU, getting exhausted by his job, started applying in all the companies that he knew with his resume https://tinu.live/cv/. He was getting rejected from everywhere, so being a young blood, he decided to start up and he called TK before making any official decision.
TK picked up the call.
TK : Yeah bro, how are you?
TINU : Sis, I am starting up with my company ‘TK’.
TK : You have already started up, bro. Go to sleep now. It’s 1 AM.
TINU : Ohh, is it so? Alright. Good night. Sleep well.
TK : Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Carpe Diem !